You Wanna Know What Really Shreds My Carrots??

Helllllloooooooooooo people! How the hell are ya?? This is the first edition of ‘You Wanna Know What Really Shreds My Carrots’ This whole bit will include things that have irritated me thought out the week, day, month or second. Lol! Enjoy!

~The lady that wants to talk to you, and she sees that you have on headphones listening to music

~The man with no teeth trying to Holla! (HollaHollaHollaHolla)

~ That ghetto chick that puts all of her business out on Fbook. (My hubby is locked up, and he is tripping I can’t stand his ass)

~It irritates me when people say “Goodnight Facebook, and Good Morning Facebook”. Lol! Really?

~Facebook DJ’s please stop posting 5 damn old school videos in one hour. There should be a limit.

~The girl that has on a tight dress, and you can see her spanks thru the dress o_O

~The guy with white stuff in the corner of his lips all in your face

~These drawn on Eye Brows – You do not look like Barbie. You look DUMB as HAIL!

~Dirty people, and people that wear too much perfume or cologne.

~Dirty people that where perfume, and cologne. Lol!!!! Smelling like shitty roses…

~People that don’t wear socks in the winter. ITS COLD FEWL! So what you from Cali.. LOL! – KEATON!!

~Coworkers that come up to your desk and act like they are looking at something else but ALL ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN! Like right now, Mr. ——SON!!!!!!

~People that try to have the last word… Let me have it! (Word!!!!)

~ I hate text gangsters! ( Pressing Fuck You #send, doesn’t make you a thug!)

~ When you open up that fruit cup and that little bit of juice squirts out. No matter how u move the cup so the juice doesn’t come out.

~ Or that co-worker that comes up to you in the middle of the afternoon, and clearly still has morning breath

~ Or how about when you park in a almost empty parking lot, and this bitch wanna park RIGHT next to you. Wtf?

This is all for now! Good Day!